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Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

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Posted by:spiralimperfect.
Time:2:18 am.
I faaahted.

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

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Subject:Letters to the past
Posted by:spiralimperfect.
Time:2:10 pm.
Dear Timmie's cookie,
I miss chomping you.
- michenkontrol.
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Dear Scooby Doo cards,
I miss throwing you at icshit,
- michenkontrol.
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Dear Friday Frightmare,
You're not the same anymore.
- michenkontrol.
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Dear boxersorbriefs,
I mean FRENCHVANILLACAPPUCCINO!
... Mmm, mocha....
- michenkontrol.

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Shitson!!1 I just got the best idea EVAAAAARRR.
Icshit, we need to turn this into an emo song,
then we'll be rich and famous,
POOF~ just like that.

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

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Posted by:spiralimperfect.
Time:2:37 am.
FISHBAG FOR(W)EVER!

...
Nothing.

Monday, March 27th, 2006

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Subject:Dude, bringing this thing to upkeeeeeep
Posted by:spiralimperfect.
Time:10:11 pm.
Yeth.

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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it

But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis

King Missile - "Detachable Penis"

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For the summer, a King Missile and Ween collection shall be made.

Friday, March 17th, 2006

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Posted by:electricsmoothy.
Time:3:41 am.
Mood: bored.
this
place
IS
dead
forseriously
so
i
will
do
this
because
i
am
bored
wo0t
.
.
.
maybe
i
should
dance
or
something
like
that
.
.
.
.
but
i
won't
because
it
will
hurt
your
eyes
.
.
.
damn
i
am
bored
&
lame
next
time
i
will
post
a
picture
wo0t
!



END

Saturday, January 14th, 2006

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Posted by:electricsmoothy.
Time:11:03 am.
people are stupid, lets go banana bash them.

Monday, January 2nd, 2006

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Posted by:spiralimperfect.
Time:4:58 pm.
Can we nail some weak hobo on a stick and see if he turns out to be Jesus?

...'Cause that would be righteous.

Then we could write our own bible.



That is all.

Thursday, December 29th, 2005

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Posted by:electricsmoothy.
Time:1:38 am.
so0o0o0o anyways....
...
..
.
..
...
yup...
uhhh..

man those are wild sex raves, where are they being held now?

Sunday, September 11th, 2005

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Posted by:spiralimperfect.
Time:12:37 am.
Irkage: the Tim Horton's by the houses now closes at eleven.
We seriously need to play cards there soon.

Saturday, August 6th, 2005

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Posted by:electricsmoothy.
Time:1:56 am.
Mood: crushed.

this one time

 

 

 

we didnt have a friday night which shattered my heart into and made me cry emo tears...i miss playing president. i never have cheated once, and i miss playing cheat the townhouse trash way.

bitches i will be there next friday and we will have a fucking awesome night.


Friday, July 29th, 2005

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Subject:Whoa!! Postage dudes.
Posted by:spiralimperfect.
Time:12:47 am.
Chicken will be made.

Thursday, June 30th, 2005

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Posted by:spiralimperfect.
Time:5:05 am.
You know is a good thing when the sun starts to rise and you have chalk plans for 6:00 am.
The window is open
And the air is fresh.

Tuesday, June 28th, 2005

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Posted by:electricsmoothy.
Time:12:50 am.
werd-score!

there is a party in my pants and your all invited ;).

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Subject:Whoa, dude! Eepnana opens!
Posted by:spiralimperfect.
Time:12:05 am.
That's right, Eepnana has risen and is here to eat your crunchy emo kids. A set of rules and regulations are available on the bio page. Since I am your humble moderator, I kindly ask all who wish to join to please read these and obey at all times. If not, you shall face my wrath and that alone is quite unpleasant.

So, without further delay:

I now declare this community officially open!

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